When the iPhone 5 Rumours hashtag provides more entertainment than a live Apple event, you know something is wrong. Well, at least the tweets were entertaining…
@integratedmalay: the new iPhone will have an in-built dslr camera
@integratedmalay: the iPhone 5 is made of adamantium and is practically indestructible
@perpendi: the new iPhone will let you smell and taste the person on the line
@farydfethrr: The iPhone 5 can turn into a rice cooker as well as a toaster.
@slurp23: the new iphone5 transforms into laserbeak and is actually an assassin
@estaang: The new iPhone 5 will give me superpowers! Without the weird underwear look.
@dAnnySeow: the new iphone5 can help you find your destined soulmate… automatically.
@goodboy90: iphone 5 will provide the means to interstellar travel
@nabbycat: The new iPhone will let you know the state of pantslessness of the person on the other line
@hahahalif: Can run iOS, Android and Windows Mobile simultaneously!
@joefromspace: The new iPhone can roundhouse kick Chuck Norris.
@mysterybunny: The new iPhone is also a lightsaber.
@mysterybunny: The iPhone5 is a Transformer.